Thursday, September 26, 2013

On Farting (by Mike Nario)

I've been farting all day
And for that I'm gonna pay
With lots of gas in my tummy
For sure I'll fart like crazy

It's not just laughing
That gets me farting
Also the cold weather
Would cause such a bother

You probably wanna ask me
Why I talk about farts so freely
I can fart real loud
And whatever you say, I'm proud

Everybody passes gas
Its as common as a dog's polgas
Farting is normal
And i'm a Farty animal

So come on, let's fart!
Let's do this like its art
Come on and give it your all
So when i smell it, it'll make me fall

Then again, come to think of it
That's gas on my face to your puwit
Ok pare, I take it back
Oo nga, I agree, it is yak!